You decide against a half-day yoga workshop because for the same amount of money you can buy one gallon of porch paint and one gallon of exterior latex paint.
You don’t think twice about reheating day-old coffee instead of brewing a fresh pot.
You unplug your toaster, hairdryer, and office powerstrip when not in use.
You feel pure joy when you compare this month’s electric bill to last month’s.
You dream about a clothesline for the backyard and new wainscoting for the upstairs bathroom.